'A Snuggie Commercial' by Dylan

Dylan had a homework assignment this past week to write a commercial using at least 10 of his spelling words. He is very creative, and his brain works in mysterious ways. I loved the final product and wanted to share it here.

The Snuggie

By Dylan K

Are you tired of chimpanzees ripping your blanket off of your body?, and anchors falling from the sky? and breaking the blanket (and your legs?). Well you don’t have to worry about that anymore because you have…THE SNUGGIE, made of a thick luxurious fabric of some sort! Buy it now and you get free pictures of chameleons, pennies, and hippies, as an added bonus you get a free pair of boxer shorts! The snuggie is made of acid, squirrel hair, and worm guts! It’s so light weight you can hang it on a chandelier or your husband! This offer is not available at schools or stores... only restaurants!

Um, I especially like the part about acid, squirrel hair and worm guts. GROSS! That basically sums up the 10 year old boy brain.