Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

This past week was relatively calm, and I was busy not doing a bunch of stuff.

Am I being vague and coy? Do I sound guilt-ridden? Nope, not me!

Last Wednesday I worked 9am-9pm, the traditional pharmacist hours for many chains, and I am embarrassed to say I could not hack it , it was a breeze. My ankles did NOT look like CANKLES when I got home...

They also did not hurt the entire next day and kept me from cleaning my whole house , was quite productive the next day like I had planned.

It did not make me doubt my career choice~ I also was NOT relieved when I found out I was scheduled for only 5 and 6 hour shifts this week. Nope, not me!

I was invited to a beautiful Mother's Day tribute at my Flower's 1st grade classroom. The teacher made an awesome movie of the kids talking about what it means to be a mom and basically how....
as Moms, we basically ROCK.


I did NOT cry my eyes out, and come home and think about how we should just have 4 more children because they are the root of every happiness I know, and my life would be empty without my children. I did not go that far. Nope, not me.

I have NOT been thinking of baby names since then.

Alexander, and call him Zander
Logan Dean
Landon Hayes
Wesley
SNAP OUT IT!
And if it is a girl....or twins.....boy and girl or....
Raven Dawn
Addison Dawn
Lilly

STOPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
One week after exams and I am already afflicted with baby fever?? Nope, not me!

And, just to clarify, pictures like this do NOT make my uterus throb and do NOT make me want to go make a baby right NOW! Nope, NOT me.

I also do NOT think about the fact that MckMama has four babies, and if she can do it so can I! Nope, NOT me.


AND, just so that we are crystal clear as mud here. I do NOT wonder if my 31 year old uterus is getting too old for babies. I do NOT intentionally try to sabotage my BCP each day and see what will happen on any given month. I am almost compliant with my meds. Same time each time, yada yada yada....I am a pharmacist intern, for goodness sakes, I know how VERY important all those sticky labels on the meds really are.

I swear, I need someone to come along and just drop-kick me as hard as they can in the head!

Ok, I am better now. Ahem.....

Really, I am ......

............in denial? Nope, NOT me!

And I really am NOT letting the topic of baby fever and the possible affliction of said condition TOTALLY take over my Not Me Monday post. I promise, I do think about OTHER things........

(*whispers* Nope, NOT me. )

Relief, I finally admitted it. Now, I can talk about something else.

I do NOT have a TO-DO list a mile long, and I totally feel lazy invigorated with life and so not ready to tackle it.

I mean, if I don't do it, it won't get done right~?!

I did NOT just use the oldest Mommy saying in the book, did I? Nope, NOT me!!

Happy, reproductive, Monday to you all!