Winter Wonderland At Stillestead
4 days ago
Are you tired of chimpanzees ripping your blanket off of your body?, and anchors falling from the sky? and breaking the blanket (and your legs?). Well you don’t have to worry about that anymore because you have…THE SNUGGIE, made of a thick luxurious fabric of some sort! Buy it now and you get free pictures of chameleons, pennies, and hippies, as an added bonus you get a free pair of boxer shorts! The snuggie is made of acid, squirrel hair, and worm guts! It’s so light weight you can hang it on a chandelier or your husband! This offer is not available at schools or stores... only restaurants!Um, I especially like the part about acid, squirrel hair and worm guts. GROSS! That basically sums up the 10 year old boy brain.
"OMG Y'all, First of all, I would like to thank the Academy for this awesome award. I am not worthy!...I could not have done it without the support of my family and my loyal blog readers You know who you are!...This year has been hard, but this so makes it worth the journey. Chris, this is for you, I love you, bay. Thank you thank you thank you!"
"Mom, those pants are not working with your hips"
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." -Marianne Williamson